May 2012
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if he’s so weird how come he’s wearing nikes
May 16th
May 16th
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today i was working with a group of elderly on word puzzles and on one they were finding all the words that came out of the word encyclopedia and one of the ladies screamed penal but i thought she meant penile so i wrote it down on the list and she was really disturbed by it and left the room
May 16th
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“yes brad, she’s dating this emo geek”
May 15th
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i’m def the sexiest chick in the room rn but also the only chick in the room rn
May 14th
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a lot of people dont know i used to live on the same street as mike tyson
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in 2012 i liked 5 facebook pages about how much i was looking forward to the summer of 2010
May 14th
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i keep asking lily “sup?” but she wont answer me 
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lil—-e: abbrose: ;loily oif yoiur oiut theior ples coime oiver  is this for me come over on thursday  yes you who else
May 13th
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i bought my mom a 200$ purse for mothers day and she really didnt seem to care/appreciate so i took it back and said: “I guess you would rather have had jeffrey(my lame ass bro) bought this for you okay fine ill return it and he can buy it for you”  i guess it was an over reaction but i felt like i was on a soap opera it was coccool power 2 ya (me)
May 13th
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lunely (lonely) 
May 13th
;loily oif yoiur oiut theior ples coime oiver 
May 13th
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yo boy you have texted me “have you seen the devil wears prada?” 3 times in the last 2 weeks
May 13th
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i want to kiss liam neeson all over
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life with derek had 4 seasons who knew
May 12th
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nappy nap nap nap nap
May 10th
hooooray life yay thxgod im here yea man
May 10th
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like i would have a boyfriend HAH
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i’m really very weird looking don’t look at me
May 10th
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there is a girl in my grade and she is known as the “artist” of our grade and shes a big time raver and people say things like “god i hope she makes it to 20” because she comes to school constantly out of it and really can’t carry on a conversation and really does look like she’s falling apart and she is ok and i never know where she goes during the school day...
May 10th
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lil—-e: “SOMEONE” was driving me home and threw a cup out of the car onto the road, a road in my neighborhood and i got really pissed off and made them turn around and pick it up, and while they were going to pick it up a car ran over the cup so when she was holding the cup, runny milkshake got all over her hands.  lily’s a bitch
May 10th
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