January 2012
142 posts
ug im just not going to show up at winter formal tomorrow
can i borrow your christmas themed pajama bottoms?
my mom just now about my dog: “he thinks he’s handsome”
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whenever someone thanks me i always reply with: “no problem” because thats what mary kate and ashley would say when they gave people rides in the sweet 16: licensed to drive video game
me and my mom were talking about how obama is almost never alone because he’s constantly busy and stuff and i asked how he dealt with stuff like farting and suggested that maybe he goes to a special doctor only for presidents who helps him not have to ever fart because no president could ever fart in front of somebody and regain their respect
god if i were to watch the lizzy mcguire movie right now i’d just die
i wish i was beautiful!!
Watchlike whoa who is that girl and is she single
i wish i was a chubby blonde
whos dog is that with the lips that are falling off?
sometimes after i finish an essay and dont feel like rereading it to make sure it is ok to turn in i just go to edit find and put in words like “penis”, “orgasm”, “clitoris” to make sure i didnt accidentally write out those words instead of another word (or just got bored writing and typed them in to see what comes up as a synonym for the word) because how embarrassing if in the middle of a...
i thought it was cute i made my essay title “fear and freedom in v for vendetta” like a play on fear and loathing but my teacher just told me i should have used more quotes even though he hadn’t read it yet and i was so mad because i used at least 6 quotes. and he thought it was cute when the cute red head in my class made her title “v for vendetta paper” how unfair...
im definitely crawling into bed and watching blue valentine instead of doing more homework or going to bed now
reblog if even crazy dreams come true
no lolol just reblog if you are sick of nbc advertising that god damn show ‘smash’
hey boy, youre an all star, go get ‘em boy give it your best shot
Watchlilifer:
my #1 baby boy
hi baby boy i will take care of you dont you worry i know lily very well and i will take you home with me dont worry lily’s baby boy
i need someone to be my twin for twin day tomorrow!!
i think i might have watched a justin timberlake movie this weekend but i’m not sure
pj day @ school tomorrow + half day whooooop
a spontaneous poem i just wrote:
have sex with me
i’m std free
but please
don’t fall in love with me
i’m rather shy
and that is why
i dont want you to fall in love with me
“that sweater looks nice on you…..NOT” -mom
i don’t get lifted off the ground often enough
wienerbutt:
benny4lava:
what do you think vanessa carlton is doing right now
still walking
how lonely i am is directly proportionate to how unattractive i am
can’t i just suffocate
i want to watch blue valentine
my dream man: colin furth
kindlesong:
I’m a pretty princess.
sometimes i repeatedly sing these words to myself
i was predicted to be ‘the most photographed woman in the world’ for my school year book and all day a boy with one of those really nice cameras took my picture everywhere i went
cemerie:
i have an idea for a horror story
its where i have to keep waking up every day for the rest of my life
listening to alanis morissette and forgetting about the world for a little while<333333
cry your eyes out: 100 sad love songs
