May 2012
105 posts
if he’s so weird how come he’s wearing nikes
today i was working with a group of elderly on word puzzles and on one they were finding all the words that came out of the word encyclopedia and one of the ladies screamed penal but i thought she meant penile so i wrote it down on the list and she was really disturbed by it and left the room
“yes brad, she’s dating this emo geek”
i’m def the sexiest chick in the room rn but also the only chick in the room rn
a lot of people dont know i used to live on the same street as mike tyson
in 2012 i liked 5 facebook pages about how much i was looking forward to the summer of 2010
i keep asking lily “sup?” but she wont answer me
lil—-e:
abbrose:
;loily oif yoiur oiut theior ples coime oiver
is this for me come over on thursday
yes you who else
i bought my mom a 200$ purse for mothers day and she really didnt seem to care/appreciate so i took it back and said: “I guess you would rather have had jeffrey(my lame ass bro) bought this for you okay fine ill return it and he can buy it for you”
i guess it was an over reaction but i felt like i was on a soap opera it was coccool power 2 ya (me)
lunely (lonely)
;loily oif yoiur oiut theior ples coime oiver
yo boy you have texted me “have you seen the devil wears prada?” 3 times in the last 2 weeks
i want to kiss liam neeson all over
life with derek had 4 seasons who knew
nappy nap nap nap nap
hooooray life yay thxgod im here yea man
like i would have a boyfriend HAH
i’m really very weird looking don’t look at me
there is a girl in my grade and she is known as the “artist” of our grade and shes a big time raver and people say things like “god i hope she makes it to 20” because she comes to school constantly out of it and really can’t carry on a conversation and really does look like she’s falling apart and she is ok and i never know where she goes during the school day...
lil—-e:
“SOMEONE” was driving me home and threw a cup out of the car onto the road, a road in my neighborhood and i got really pissed off and made them turn around and pick it up, and while they were going to pick it up a car ran over the cup so when she was holding the cup, runny milkshake got all over her hands.
lily’s a bitch